Jul 28

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

Jul 28

-staygold:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

oh my GOD

Jul 28
221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

Jul 28

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

image

Jul 28
Jul 28

quote I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t.

— James Frey (via halluzinogen)
Jul 28

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

Jul 28

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

Jul 28

relahvant:

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

angles

Jul 28
gnarly:

hOW

gnarly:

hOW